Sunday, December 7, 2008

The FATWA Chonicles (Part I): Against The Vast Jewish Pokémon Conspiracy!

Hark!
Lend me your Ears!

Some Muslims, in their  naivety try and  suggest that
Pokemon was not just another tool in the oppression of Islam!

As we can see, his never ending campaign to
slander Islam and mis-direct believers has thankfully, as of yet, not gained any traction! 

Praise be to Allah!


But I come to you with grave
news of the sinister plot against Islam involving the Jews (and their tools the Japanese) and their devil creation of Pokemon! 

In 2001, Saudi Arabia thankfully banned Pokemon throughout the Kingdom. Shaykh Yusuf al-Qaradawi, an authoritative cleric close to the glorious Muslim Brotherhood, has joined the fight with a Pokemon FATWA dated December 30, 2003, whose translation you can see
here! 


The fact that Pokémon is anti-Islamic is not in question, and I urge all Muslims to follow the FATWA against this Jewish evil! 

Please guard yourself against this evil by learning more,
here, here and here. 


Allah is infinite in his knowledge of Pokemon!

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