Sunday, December 7, 2008

The FATWA Chronicles (Part II): Soccer is Forbidden Except When Played as Training for Jihad


Hark! 
Lend me your ears!

I apologize for coming to you late with the
FATWA of great import!

However, we as Muslims must realize that Muslims should not play soccer like Europeans (kaafirs) do because it violates the hatdith against imitating Christians and Jews. 

Soccer can only be played if the rules are different from the rest of the world and the players play only to get in good shape to wage jihad against the kaafirs.

Brothers, the day of Islamic Soccer has arrived!

Allahu Akbar! 


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