Saturday, December 6, 2008

The Original Lover of Children, Allah's Apostle

Hark! With all the talk of Micheal Jackson's reversion to Islam, I as a Muslim would like to remind everyone that the original lover of children was our glorious Prophet. 

As we all know our prophet encourages us Muslims to take toddlers as partners, but we have not really delved into the Apostles deep love for children and his HYPER LIBIDO! 


"Apostle was helpless because of his 30 man libido and got excited even when he saw little girls. 

Ibn Ishaq: Suhayli, 2.79: In the riwaya of Yunus Ibn Ishaq recorded that the apostle saw (Ummu’l-Fadl hen she was baby crawling before him and said, ‘If she grows up and I am still alive I will marry her.’ 

Muhammad saw Um Habiba the daughter of Abbas while she was fatim (age of nursing) and he said, "If she grows up while I am still alive, I will marry her." (Musnad Ahmad, Number 25636) 

Twice he dreamt of a little girl, the 6 year old pretty daughter of his best friend Abu. She was wrapped in a silk cloth. He uncovered the silk cloth to see more of her. 

Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 62, Number 15: 
Narrated 'Aisha: 
Allah's Apostle said (to me), "You have been shown to me twice in (my) dreams. A man was carrying you in a silken cloth and said to me, 'This is your wife.' I uncovered it; and behold, it was you. I said to myself, 'If this dream is from Allah, He will cause it to come true.'" 

He ended up marrying the 6 year old girl of his dreams!

Apostle could think of having sex with his wives and it felt just like real thing.. 
Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 71, Number 660: 
Narrated Aisha: 
“Allah's Apostle used to think that he had sexual relations with his wives while he actually had not”. 


Let is be a lesson to All Muslims, while we can congratulate oursleves by having the KING of POP become a Muslim, the Original in the form of the Apostle is still the champion in all things Islam! 

Allah knows best.

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