Sunday, December 7, 2008

The Science of Islamic Flatulence (Part II): 6 Billion Farts a Day from Satan!!

Hark!


Flatulence is the presence of a mixture of gases in the digestive tract of mammals. Such a mixture of gases is known as flatus, and is expelled ...



We all know that Satan sleeps in your nose, and pees into the ear of a slumbering believer, but I have yet more fascinating Islamic news for you! 

The Prophet of Peace said that:
"If a Muslim is called to prayer, Satan Farts!"


There is a huge and
very large connection between praying to Allah and Flatulence! Maybe many of you do not know, but Shaitan only Farts when we pray to Allah! 

However, we are not sure if Satans Flatulence is a sign of respect or not? I will seek a fatwa on this matter! 

If you consider that there are over
1.2 billion Muslims, and they all need to pray five times a day, this would equal 6 Billion FARTS A DAY from Shaitan! 

Shaitan is trying to destroy our atmosphere with flatulence! We must pray to Allah to help us with this ecological nightmare that his farting will create! 


See more of this amazing
HADITH and further proof of the wonders of The Science of Islamic Flatulence. 


You will then realize that the Science of Islamic Flatulence
proves the Apostle was in contact with Allah and you can liberate yourself from disbelief! 


Muhammad said Satan passes wind and runs so he may not hear the Adhan (call to prayer).
Allah's Apostle said, 

"When the Adhan for the prayer is pronounced, then Satan takes to his heels passing wind so that he may not hear the Adhan and when the Muadh-dhin finishes, he comes back; Volume 2, Book 22, Number 313: Narrated Abu Huraira,


Now you see, another example of the Science found in the Quran!

If still interested, also see this
translation


"Allah's Apostle said,
"When the Adhan for the prayer is pronounced, then Satan takes to his heels passing wind so that he may not hear the Adhan.."

Now, you will understand that Flatulance makes a noise, such that the".. so that he may not hear the Adhan"

Running does not. 

The Islamic Science of Flatulence is proven!

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