Wednesday, January 28, 2009

You may be a Muslim if....



Finally the Respect Muslims and lovers of the Taliban and Hamas deserve. 

Please bask in the GLORY of true Islam in this TOP 10 LIST of....

You may be a Mulsim and / or a Taliban / Hamas if.....

This important list was just sent to me by Abu Elvis:

You may be a Taliban if…

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon ‘unclean.’

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

and…

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10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.


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Update: KGS has turned the same list into a pictorial essay.


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