Friday, May 22, 2009

Praise Allah!: EVIDENCE THAT MUHAMMAD PLUNDERED THE CHILD AISHA'S VAGINA PRIOR TO HER FIRST MENSES!

We can finally put to rest this silly notion the Apostle of Allah Plundered his child sex toy Aisha's vagina -- AFTER HER FIRST PERIOD!

As all good Muslims know, and as I have outlined in the Holy Islamic Bukkake Chonicles, the sexual appetite of the Messenger was unqenchable!

Thus, let us look to the wise evidence as we can gleen from the Islamic Holy Texts....



EVIDENCE THAT MUHAMMAD HAD SEX WITH AISHA PRIOR TO HER FIRST MENSES

We’ve seen that Islamic doctrine allows for prepubescent children to be engaged in intercourse, and that Aisha was 9 when Muhammad had sex with her for the first time. Now we’ll look at the evidence and see that Aisha was prepubescent when Muhammad had sex with her.

The hadith state that Aisha was taken to Muhammad’s house, as his bride, when she was 9 and she took her dolls with her as play toys. I’ll borrow some excerpts from Sam’s article here:

'A'isha reported that Allah's Apostle married her when she was seven years old, and he was taken to his house AS A BRIDE WHEN SHE WAS NINE, AND HER DOLLS WERE WITH HER; and when he (the Holy Prophet) died she was eighteen years old. (Sahih Muslim, Book 008, Number 3311)

'A'isha reported that she used to PLAY WITH DOLLS in the presence of Allah's Messenger and when her playmates came to her they left (the house) because they felt shy of Allah's Messenger whereas Allah's Messenger sent them to her. (Sahih Muslim, Book 031, Number 5981)

When the Apostle of Allah arrived after the expedition to Tabuk or Khaybar (the narrator is doubtful), the draught raised an end of a curtain which was hung in front of her store-room, revealing some dolls which belonged to her.

He asked: What is this? She replied: My dolls. Among them he saw a horse with wings made of rags, and asked: What is this I see among them? She replied: A horse. He asked: What is this that it has on it? She replied: Two wings. He asked: A horse with two wings? She replied: Have you not heard that Solomon had horses with wings? She said: Thereupon the Apostle of Allah laughed so heartily that I could see his molar teeth. (Sunan Abu Dawud, Book 41, Number 4914)


A Muslim scholar says that it is okay for Aisha (and other children) to play with dolls because they are not considered adults:

Al-Khattaabee said: From this Hadeeth it is understood that playing with dolls (al-banaat) is not like the amusement from other images (suwar) concerning which the threat (wa'eed) of punishment is mentioned. The only reason why permission in this was given to 'Aa'isha (may Allah be pleased with her) is because SHE HAD NOT, AT THAT TIME, REACHED THE AGE OF PUBERTY.



Examining the evidence from the previous sections we see:
1) Islam allows sex with prepubescent children who are married

2) Aisha was playing with dolls after she consummated her marriage with Muhammad

3) Under Islam’s rules, female children were allowed to play with dolls because they had not yet entered puberty, i.e. had their first menses and became adults.



Therefore, the only conclusion that can be made is that Muhammad was having sex with a Aisha while still was a child! The Quran allows this, Muhammad did this, Aisha stated this, and the scholars affirm this.

Now Islam’s children have to deal with this most HOLY of Islamic pratices!

PRAISE ALLAH!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you seriously praising Allah for this sick and twisted act of basically raping young girls because that is all it is. A girl at the age of 9 is helpless and to have a grown man topple her is disgusting. What are you praising Allah for, the shrewd sex acts grown men are allowed to perform. Turn from your wicked ways, all of Islam.

shappimalik@gmail.com said...

U fuckin rascals n0n muslims!!! u dnt even knw islam nd u blo0dy ass h0les keep 0n publishing such stuff.for ur fucking c0ncern islam all0ws sex with wife after marraige. .u blo0dy well dnt even kn0w who ur parents are?u people have sex 0n roads and u even r b0rn 0n a pavement!!what the hell u people are.
If u have any fuckin c0nfusi0n in ur fucking minds. .c0nsult me

Anonymous said...

I don't agree