Tuesday, September 29, 2009

The Virtues of Allah's 72 Virgins: "They are White Women who are Menstruation-Free, Feces, Urine, & Phlegm FREE!




Can the GLORY of Islam and the bounty of benefits of membership that Allah bestows upon Muslim men be anything but and Islamic Miracle?

We all know, that it is those, who participate in Martyrdom operations that Allah has truly blessed.

Muslims have all grown up with a steady diet of the GLORY that awaits a suicide bomber and the luscious virgins that await him once he has martyred himself and taken out as many infidels and apostates as possible.

However, word has reached my ears of the details of these vixens of Allah! Truly, it is the Allah-equivalent of Penthouse Forum!

Interviewer: How does one conduct relationships in Paradise – whether with the black-eyed virgins or with Muslim women who entered Paradise?
Muhammad Al-Munajid: Allah said that the black-eyed virgins are beautiful white young women, with black pupils and very white retinas, whose skin is so delicate and bright that it causes confusion. Allah said that they are like hidden pearls.
They have wide eyes, and they have not been touched by man or jinn. They are virgins, who yearn for their husbands. They are all the same age, morally and physically beautiful. They are like precious gems and pearls in their splendor, their clarity, their purity, and their whiteness.
They are like hidden pearls – as pure as a pearl within a shell, untouched by man. Each one of them is so beautiful that you can see the bone-marrow through the delicate flesh on their legs. Such brilliant beauty does not exist in this world.
Where can you find such beauty?
Whereas the women of this world may suffer, for days and nights, from menstruation, from blood for 40 days after childbirth, from vaginal bleeding and from diseases – the women of Paradise are pure, unblemished, menstruation-free, free of feces, urine, phlegm, children...
Moreover, Allah cleaned them of all impure and foul things, both in appearance and character. In character, they are not jealous, hateful, or angry. They are not greedy...."

Praise Allah, "White Women who are Menstruation-Free, Free of Feces, Urine, Phlegm..."

Could a Muslim Martyr ask for anything else?

Squeal!

Squeal to the delights that Allah provides!

The Ass Bomb / Noble Prize FATWA!

More NEWS of the the new and GLORIOUS Islamic Ass Bomb.
It would appear the infidels are quite impressed by Muslim ingenuity, and technical prowess.

Perhaps Muslims might actually win their
FIRST Noble Prize (the Jews have won 159 to our Taqiya peace prize by the Jihadist Arafat)?

We, as Muslims should DEMAND that the
TITANS of Islamic science, the ASS BOMBERS should be gladly given the accolades that they deserve!

Thus,
the ASS BOMB - Noble Prize FATWA!

Praise Allah!

Monday, September 28, 2009

Did Muhammad Make Little Aisha Infertile During his Plundering Sessions?


Did Muhammad Make Young Aisha Infertile?

As we all know, the Prophet of Peace's most beloved wife (of the countless women he enjoyed) the child Aisha, never bore the Messenger's child.

As modern infidel science has shown, plundering the vagina's of children (as the Apostle was fond of doing - Aisha was six when he married her, and only fondled her until he consummated his marriage to her at the age of nine) can have serious health risks on the child.

Please review this video, where a sincere Muslim raises an interesting question about Muhammad's inability to get his favorite wife pregnant.

Was it because he plundered her tiny body that Allah did not bestow his Messenger with a son to continue the JIHAD against the infidel?


Saturday, September 26, 2009

Praise Allah! Ramadan 2009 Infidel Body Count!




The Grandure and Peace of Islam is not in dispute.

That we Muslims are purifying the world for the RULE of Islam and of sharia is a never-ending battle against the forces of the kaffir. Thus, Islam, the Religion of Peace has once again left its mark on the "cowering kaffir" in that during Islam's holiest days of 2009 (Ramadan), devout believers carried out 203 JIHAD attacks in 16 countries, leaving at least 735 dead.

Can anyone really dispute the contributions that Islam has made to the advancement of humanity by forcing sharia on the infidel?

Praise Allah for the peace that Islam provides! Allahu Akbar!


Islamic Innovation Knows no Bounds! - The Ass Bomb!

Who says that Muslims have not and do not contribute to humanity?

While the kuffer's work on discovering cures for diseases, better forms of art and ways of making peoples lives better and happier, the Muslim world are doing their part in helping humanity by developing new types of explosive suppositories.

Drink in the GLORY and the GRANDURE of Islamic Innovation!

Praise Allah!