Can the GLORY of Islam and the bounty of benefits of membership that Allah bestows upon Muslim men be anything but and Islamic Miracle?
We all know, that it is those, who participate in Martyrdom operations that Allah has truly blessed.
Muslims have all grown up with a steady diet of the GLORY that awaits a suicide bomber and the luscious virgins that await him once he has martyred himself and taken out as many infidels and apostates as possible.
However, word has reached my ears of the details of these vixens of Allah! Truly, it is the Allah-equivalent of Penthouse Forum!
Interviewer: How does one conduct relationships in Paradise – whether with the black-eyed virgins or with Muslim women who entered Paradise?
Muhammad Al-Munajid: Allah said that the black-eyed virgins are beautiful white young women, with black pupils and very white retinas, whose skin is so delicate and bright that it causes confusion. Allah said that they are like hidden pearls.
They have wide eyes, and they have not been touched by man or jinn. They are virgins, who yearn for their husbands. They are all the same age, morally and physically beautiful. They are like precious gems and pearls in their splendor, their clarity, their purity, and their whiteness.
They are like hidden pearls – as pure as a pearl within a shell, untouched by man. Each one of them is so beautiful that you can see the bone-marrow through the delicate flesh on their legs. Such brilliant beauty does not exist in this world.
Where can you find such beauty?
Whereas the women of this world may suffer, for days and nights, from menstruation, from blood for 40 days after childbirth, from vaginal bleeding and from diseases – the women of Paradise are pure, unblemished, menstruation-free, free of feces, urine, phlegm, children...
Moreover, Allah cleaned them of all impure and foul things, both in appearance and character. In character, they are not jealous, hateful, or angry. They are not greedy...."
Praise Allah, "White Women who are Menstruation-Free, Free of Feces, Urine, Phlegm..."
Could a Muslim Martyr ask for anything else?
Squeal to the delights that Allah provides!