Wednesday, August 8, 2012

The Islamic Cure for Anal Disease



It is told (in the Hadith) that Omar Ibn Al-Khattab had an anal disease, which could be cured only by semen. One should know that this is a well-known medical condition, which is also mentioned in sacred texts. Someone who, God forbid, has been penetrated in the anus - a worm grows within him, due to the semen discharged in him... A disease develops in his anus, and as a result, he cannot calm down, unless... That's right, it becomes like an addiction, and he cannot calm down unless he is penetrated again and again.

One of the devils is present at the birth of every human being... The devil inserts his index finger into the anus of the newborn, who thus becomes a passive homosexual. If the newborn is not a shi'ite, the devil inserts his index finger into this newborn's anus, and when he grows up, he becomes a passive homosexual. If the newborn is a female, the devil inserts his index finger into her vagina, and she becomes a whore. At that moment, the newborn cries loudly, as he comes out of his mother's womb. You should know that this is the work of that devil, according to this narration.

5 comments:

Dt T said...

Ur lines are crossed ..... If u are saying anal sex than u must be gay urself to be imterested in this jealousy of islam makes kuffar wanna say anything keep ur jealousy but

raj patel said...

I saw your mum at the doctors she told me you reaped her and know she suffering from anal disease you sick bastard.

Anonymous said...

You are not for Islam because you would know this is not true and is forbidden or haram in Islam. you are disgusting.

Anonymous said...

How could encounters with the people who deal in fantasy, myth and power turn out any different? Its not just the catholics, islam or the TV evangelist, it is the whole make believe world that is based on logical fallacies that must go. Could we be less divided as a planet of humans without these area specific, men's clubs. What would happen if we abandoned our viral sedative for the mind, a reason not to think, the virus that lingers from our illiterate past.

terarever said...

You cant get rid of the Christians because they are the only true one, atheism islam and all that other stuff is fake

On top of this, the Christians are the fastest to progress in both science and peace, AND does so even if you had put islam and atheism together, the Christians still have achieved much more than the false atheism.

therefor it is not accurate to lump religions together and say that all religions are made the same. no it is actually much more accurate to say that islam, atheism,and ALL religions or lack of religions that despise Christians act like violent retarded apes.